{"product_id":"helix-national-park-dispatch","title":"Helix Wilderness Park Dispatch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomething weird is going on at the outer edges of the Park. Nobody is in agreement about exactly what.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to Helix, a small, not-very-well-funded wilderness area somewhere in Northern California. Come for a hike, or stay in our Campground for a weekend. Enjoy the river, forests, and scenic views of the Pacific from the cliffside hiking trails. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBackwoods camping permits are available with a reservation from the Front Office. Remember not to feed the wildlife and do not make any pacts with the Good Folk. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCertain activities, such as foraging in the backwoods area and Summoning Circles require additional permit. Please let the Rangers know your plans when making your reservation. Hunting is prohibited within the bounds of the Park.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur Park is maintained by a team of dedicated Rangers based at six fire watch towers throughout the Park. Please disregard any mention of a seventh tower. It does not exist.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Helix Wilderness Park Dispatch is more than a monthly mail subscription. It is an immersive monthly magazine of handmade artifacts and lore that invite you to explore a very strange little world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubscribers will receive a monthly Dispatch containing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn art print or postcard\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternal communications between Park staff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStickers or Specimen Cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA variety of other documents, artifacts and ephemera from the Park and its world\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDispatch #001 is Shipping in August 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFounding Members\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Helix Wilderness Park Dispatch is launching in July of 2026 and as such \u003cstrong\u003ethe first 25 subscribers will receive a Laminated, numbered, and signed Season Pass to the Park\u003c\/strong\u003e, as well as some other exclusive goodies in subsequent Dispatches. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI want to make this world as big and expansive as I can, so as the subscriber base grows I can make more investments in it. The Rangers really want a new coffee maker and Tower 6 keeps making noise about a handwashing station, but I'm not making any promises. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sharptooth Snail","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48160851394772,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/1901\/files\/Helix_postcard_1.jpg?v=1784085936","url":"https:\/\/sharptoothsnail.com\/products\/helix-national-park-dispatch","provider":"Sharptooth Snail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}